Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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