she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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