We should be called the Road Head Warriors
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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