You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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