and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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