walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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