honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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