I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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