what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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