So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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