Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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