you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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