awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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