1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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