I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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