My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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