Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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