called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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