Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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