I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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