He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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