How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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