Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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