Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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