Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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