We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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