NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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