Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Say something about gay babies.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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