My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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