did you get engaged???
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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