Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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