only if we run a train.
done.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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