Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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