I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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