I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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