we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We have started to decorate penises.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
