worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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