That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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