Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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