doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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