See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I don't deserve a penis
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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