Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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