the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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