My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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