NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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