we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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