drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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