No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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