Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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