That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
