i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I'm really busy with my period
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