My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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