David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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